My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
My ATM looks so different sober.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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