we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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