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Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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