is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I got inside last night via doggy door
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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