If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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