Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
We have started to decorate penises.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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