why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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