I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
FUCK WHALES
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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