butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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