i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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