Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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