She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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