Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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