I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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