? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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