just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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