i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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