i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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