foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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