What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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