from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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