You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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