omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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