Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
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