I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I wish there were birth control emojis
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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