How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
A+ Viking dick
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
