Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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