Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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