worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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