Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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