he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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