i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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