found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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