What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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