Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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