It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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