OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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