Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
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