her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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