I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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