I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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