shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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