sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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