On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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