She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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