I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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