508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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