I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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