Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
You made out with two different species that night
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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