btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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